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What are the best Jewish jokes?

13.06.2025 07:56

What are the best Jewish jokes?

I’m not sure if this one qualifies but I’ll tell it anyway.

And the priest thinks for a minute and then says:”Hmm, this is very serious my son, and there are a number of grave sins involved, so I’m not quite sure where to start. But let’s go with the basics: How long has it been since your last confession?”

the man replies: “Oh, I’ve never been to confession, I’m actually Jewish.”

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

And the man says : “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone.”

So the priest says:” Well if you’re not Catholic, why are you in here telling me all this?”

So a priests starts the confession and the man in the booth says “Father, I wanted to tell you, I’m 65 years old and last night, at the bar, I met two beautiful young 21 year old college girls. We talked a bit, drank a bit and one thing led to another and we ended up back at my place where the three of us stayed up all night drinking and having wild, uninhibited sex. “

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?