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10.06.2025 00:10
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Avalanche Signs Nelson - NHL.com
So they tried
—
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.
NASA Spots Strange Towering Shape Breaking Through Mars’ Atmosphere - The Daily Galaxy
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
RBC Canadian Open Odds, Picks, Predictions: Best Bets, Props, OAD - Lineups
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Lutnick Says He Expects Tariff Analysis on Aircraft Parts Soon - Bloomberg
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard